By Kyle Moffat
You know what’s been bugging me lately?
All the horrible drivers these days. And I’m not even driving yet.
No, seriously, I don’t have my license yet and even I know that way too many people these days seem to have NO IDEA what they’re doing when they get behind the wheel of a car. Like their brain just switches off when they hit the driver’s seat.
I haven’t been to drivers ed yet, but I have a nagging feeling in the back of my hollow head that within very recent years, all the instructors out there just decided to say “screw it” and will just print out licenses to even the most unintelligent and dimwitted individuals who more than likely just blindly wandered into the clinic and asked if they could have “the pretty looking cards”.
Every single day, I can guarantee that on the way to and from school, somebody is going to either cut us off, forget the light turned green, or take a year and half to turn while waiting for traffic EVEN THOUGH THERE’S 4 CAR LENGTHS OPEN BEFORE THE NEXT CAR PASSES OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?
Err… anyways, the point is, if you aren’t willing to pay attention and follow the extremely simple and easy rules of the automobile,
STAY OFF THE BLOODY ROAD